The Shits

a.k.a. "reviews". I don't like calling any of my rants about games "reviews" because using that word pressures me into trying to be informative, which I can never be when I try. I just want to talk about games a bit.

Batman: Arkham Asylum
Broken Sword series
Police Quest (both of them)
Police Quest 4 (+ PQ2 and 3)
Thief: Deadly Shadows
Dungeons & Dragons: Dragonshard
Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure
Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare Pack
State of Emergency
Second Sight
Dead Rising 2
Daughter of the Serpents
CSI: Dark Motives (+ CSI:CSI, Paparazzi, Rumble Roses, War of the Monsters)

I just want to point out a few things if you really try reading those "reviews". I were indeed over-excited about Dragonshard at the time of writing the post and you shouldn't take every praising word literally, but it still is a solid game regardless.
Thief: Deadly Shadows, I think I end the post with a much too positive of a note. The game is an entertaining stealth game, but not Thief. It does, however, sound exactly like a Thief game.
After two more playthroughs of Second Sight I have completely changed my stance on the game, it just plain sucks. Don't know what was wrong with me the first time through.
From what I recall, all other reviews above are still accurate as fuck and should be considered the only truthful and correct opinions written about these games, as I am always never wrong and make no mistakes that I would have to later correct.